Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
How to scare the crap out of a whovian
- set a small stone angel in your yard
- invite whovian to your house
- set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
- randomly move angel’s position close to the house
- start repeating everything they say
- when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie
- wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?
slow down there satan